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Pfkada Dodgeball Team and others

Again, this has nothing to do with the storyline (especially carlos) It's just a teeny tiny thing i wanted to show you...I was just playing a game and just for kicks, decided to customize the dodgeball team to make pfkada. Here are some screenshots :D.




this last photo is...uh...you know...see he really looks like jasper! well sorta...

Pure Fanfiction <3

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CAUTION: THIS IS PURE FANFICTION AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PRESENT STORYLINE. seriously. IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE STORY THAT INVOLVES A SHRUNKEN JOSHUA AND MYSTERIOUS CARLOS, DON'T MIND THIS STORY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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just another one of those cute but horrendously corny fanfics to confuse and mislead amuse our readers...by the way its a 2007 remake of one of Joshua's posts. Enjoy!

PS. Actually, it's mostly the original post, just beaten up and massacred given a makeover (innocent smile)

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Downtown, in one of those rooms where a children's choir was currently practising in, 9 (or more) kids(but they were mostly teens, and the rest of them were like, undergoing puberty and stuff) sat on the corner(what corner!?!?!).

Sure they looked normal, one even looked like a monkey, and three were acting like cows! But they were more than that. For instnce...

Nicah, formerly the team leader,the first girl in the group, makes great decisions for the group. She is a smart thinker. She has a special super power of magically summoning a magical walrus that will protect her *poke poke* (by the way, if that was preety offensive ask me to remove it.)

Yanna is the keen observer. She has 40-40 vision! (if she wears her glasses!!) She, although is not the only one, is the one who can talk her way out of anything, even out of proving the fact that she can. Yanna also, if agitated can shoot lasers out of her eyes.

Jazper, the tall guy who looks almost exactly like prince Zuko in book 2, without the scar, always stays at front, protecting the group from harm's way with his super powered chinese black belt karate chops (or is karate japanese?). He's also the guy with private jets, giant chessboards, a spaceship, a motorized rickshaw, free trips around the world and free jollibee(yum!). Even though its Joshua who drives, Jasper drives better.

Joshua is the last member as of years ago and the most supportive. Usually he is on the computer, researching for the group's top secret missions and prepares all the stuff like food, water and Bibles. If you'd see him right now, he will have such big eyebags and super high grades in his eyes. He drives, he builds, he cooks and sweats!!! for the group! Don't be fooled by his multi-tasked activities, he is just a very very very corny person who has 1% sight, 1% hearing, 1% taste, 1% touch, 1% touch and 345.678% nonsense. Someday, he wishes to make the perfect "creme brulee"! Joshua has the superpower to shrink and become younger at will, and it's all Carlos' fault.

Jem is the ultimate bloomfields fangirl. She has the magical power to scream anyone deaf and can summon an army of cows. She also likes taunting losers, according to a few blog posts. Jem is always the first one to make a run for it, especially if she's chasing a cow or the bloomfields.

Almira is the Über movie critic and is always the first to spoil the next hit film's plots. Almira, like josh is good at science. Her super power is confusing people with questions. Occasionally, she will permit hugs, but if you hug her at the wrong time she will release ninja cheerleaders of flaming fury out of nowhere.

Mishka is the weird guy who also likes cows and the resident sushi chef. He's the happy bunny of the bunch, and will make sure you are sunny, upbeat and cheerful wether you like it or not. Mishka has the power to imitate any animal sound including Joshua. Mishka is the only pfkada member who is able to listen to Björk and actually like it.

Jet is the ultimate math mastermind of DOOOOM! his mind works faster then any nintendo ds's and abacuses bill gates could ever put together. His dream is one day get as filthy rich as Jasper, and be a doctor who could outsmart any carlos. Jet is skilled at catfighting, like mishka and yanna, but catfighing's for girls.

Lauren is the group's linguist. Lauren can translate anything from the rosetta tablet to davinci's codexes to what you just ate. Lauren, like yanna, iceskates, and the two are extremely agile with those ice blades. If you notice, Lauren dissapears between episodes of the pfkada saga. When this is happening, she's either ice skating or way ahead of them.

Nicole (oops! spoiler! let's just pretend i never said nicole is the next kid to be punk'd pfkada'd.) Well fine. Let's just wait. Nicole's personality and superpowers will be revealed in the near future along with ren and the fate of carlos along with other interesting twists, because it's like, 10:47 and i'm really sleepy *yawn*. Night Night guys!

Gasp. The Carlos Has Spoken...

Click to enlarge. Sometimes the plot unravels with a single email

pink (btw, forget that other story)

Metro Manila
Wednesday
1:34 PM

Nicah was alarmed with another phone call. She was in the middle of reading a book.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Nicah! Help me!" a frantic voice at the other end.
"Huh? You are..."
No reply.
"Hey." Another voice.
"You're not her."
"I got your friend. Correction, friends."
"Who are you?"
"I am sly."
Phone hangs.
"No. Not again."
She picked up the phone and dialed Jasper's number. Hmm... deja vu? First time it was Carlos. Now it is...
"Hey Jasper. I got a phone call from my friend. She was kidnapped!"
"Like Carlos?"
"Yeah. But this time it's a girl. And I do not recognize her. I'm not even sure if I even met her."
"Don't worry. Josh here will track the call."
"Thanks. And I got to hear the voice of their captor. He sounds pretty young but he's sly."
"Sly?"
"You know Jasper..."
"What?"
"I'm not even allowed to be on the phone talking with a guy."
"Oh. Bye!"
"Bye. And be sure to figure them out. Meeting tomorrow"
"Yeah."

Thursday
11:23 AM

Jasper, Nicah, Joshua and Almira gathered in Jasper's house the next day.
Joshua said, "Here are the results of the tracking. The number Nicah gave us showed that it leads to this place over here." Joshua showed the computer to the others and pointed to the map and a certain block.
In the far side of the room, Almira asked Nicah, "Where are the others? Didn't they come back from Singapore?"
"Nope. They're looking for Jet and all possible things that may have happened to him." Nicah answered.
Jasper decided, "Okay. Let's go to that place indicated in Josh's tracking device. Probably that sly person and his hostages have transferred to another place but it's well worth investigating. Nicah, try to remember people in your past. Almira, bring a camera. Josh, try to keep in touch with the others at Singapore. As for me, I will drive the car. You know what happened last time."
They all laughed. Almira stared at them.
Joshua answered her look, "Complicated story. I drove a car and we merely exploded into a billion pieces."

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Singapore
Wednesday 9:30 AM

Mishka, Yanna, Jem and Ren started looking for clues for the past whereabouts of Jet.
"Wow. I never thought Singapore-ans speak Tagalog." Jem remarked.
Yanna asked, "Where's Ren?"
"Dunno. Didn't wanna stay out of that corner. No matter how much I hugged him." Mishka answered.
"Where did you say Jet was?" Jem asked.
"Well... let's review."
Mishka took out a notebook. Yanna handed a pen.
"Point one." Mishka said, while writing it down. "We know he's in Singapore."
"Point two," Jem continued. "We got an email from Josh saying he found an email from Jet. Encrypted of course."
"Point three," Yanna continued. "We have to solve the encryption or we may not get anywhere."
"Exactly why did I need to take out my notebook?" Mishka asked himself. Instead, he pulled out Jet's code.

"Plane arrives at 4:00. Pink miles ahead."

"Pink?" They asked themselves.

To be continued...

to josh

this is deja vu josh...i remember this story...and i dont think (no offence) that its an encouraging twist to our plot. first of all, nagugulo na ang bansa sa halalan, so i dont think this story is..you know

and besides, arent we still in sg? theres a lead to jet there...and nicole hasnt joined us yet! if youre really natatamad to do the next, leave it to me.

mish

i hope nothing crushes us isnot copyrighted from bridge to terabithia...love that saying

season ender

By the way, yanna, I think Eragon the movie sucked. If you want real action, read the book.

"Okay, why is it poisoned?" Mishka asked.
"If Carlos was missing, and we were looking for him, and if Carlos appeared with some medicine without saying a word, don't you think it's weird?" Nicah reasoned.
"Don't worry. I don't think it's poison." Josh said.
"Why?" Jem asked.
"If it was, why would they heal?"
"Ahh..."
"You know, I don't get what you guys are saying." Ren said.
"What are you still doing here?" Jasper asked.
"Ahh. Sige. Emo na lang ako," says Ren, going to a corner.
"What's with him?" Yanna asked.
"Don't worry, he's always emo." Nicah answered her.
"Let's go home."

Narrator: So the gigantic pfkada group all went home, well except for Ren who is still in the corner. As this season ends, let's show a preview of the next one.

Preview:

Carlos: How'd you find me?
Nicah: Easy.
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Jasper: Run! Volcano!
Mishka: Do you need a hug?
Jasper: Not at the moment!!!
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Yanna: OMG. We're singing!!!
Jem: Cool! Are the Bloomfields here?
Almira: I think Yanna said sinking!!!
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Nicole: Hi guys!
Lauren: No time! Duck!
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Joshua: Row!!!
Jasper: ARRGH!
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Nicah: Cmon.We have to stick together!
Mishka: Can't hold on.
Nicah: Ahh... It's slipping.
Jasper: Nicah, if I die here... I just wanted to tell you...

Get ready for the next season!

Let's see..

Well, I'd like to share with y'all what I've learned from my vacation to the States.
Argh.

1. I'm claustrophobic.

2. People there are so...foreign. *well, duh*

3. I like to shop, after all.

4. It's easier to shop when you know everything isn't expensive.

5. Sleeping on the floor for one whole week is NOT an easy job.

6. I liiiiiike my Chucks. Waaaheehee.

7. Ano pa ba?! Heck heck.

8. I don't like thirteen hour flights.

9. Stewardesses wear A LOT of make-up.

10. My back aches when I shiver too much.

11. Cinderella does not wear glass slippers. Gasp!!!

12. Well, I guess pie IS good after all.

13. Burger King is okay.

14. Cold floors in the morning don't feel right.

15. Little boys talk weirdly at times.

16. Inflatable beds must never have holes.

17. I've watched Dreamgirls thrice on the plane, and it traumatizes me.

18. I like the movie Eragon. Sorta.

19. I've finally watched Music and Lyrics (yes, on the plane)

20. There was this old 50's movie playing on the plane, and they all talk like...basta. haha.

21. Never wear socks with slippers.

22. Watching the Garfield movie too many times can get to your head.

23. Life is like a pack of gum. *I've yet to figure out why*

24. Getting your period on a plane is horrendous.

=and lastly...=

25. I. hate. airplane. food.

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well, there you go. haha. comprehend my babblings for a moment...
bye!

=Yanna Banana=