Pure Fanfiction <3

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CAUTION: THIS IS PURE FANFICTION AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PRESENT STORYLINE. seriously. IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE STORY THAT INVOLVES A SHRUNKEN JOSHUA AND MYSTERIOUS CARLOS, DON'T MIND THIS STORY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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just another one of those cute but horrendously corny fanfics to confuse and mislead amuse our readers...by the way its a 2007 remake of one of Joshua's posts. Enjoy!

PS. Actually, it's mostly the original post, just beaten up and massacred given a makeover (innocent smile)

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Downtown, in one of those rooms where a children's choir was currently practising in, 9 (or more) kids(but they were mostly teens, and the rest of them were like, undergoing puberty and stuff) sat on the corner(what corner!?!?!).

Sure they looked normal, one even looked like a monkey, and three were acting like cows! But they were more than that. For instnce...

Nicah, formerly the team leader,the first girl in the group, makes great decisions for the group. She is a smart thinker. She has a special super power of magically summoning a magical walrus that will protect her *poke poke* (by the way, if that was preety offensive ask me to remove it.)

Yanna is the keen observer. She has 40-40 vision! (if she wears her glasses!!) She, although is not the only one, is the one who can talk her way out of anything, even out of proving the fact that she can. Yanna also, if agitated can shoot lasers out of her eyes.

Jazper, the tall guy who looks almost exactly like prince Zuko in book 2, without the scar, always stays at front, protecting the group from harm's way with his super powered chinese black belt karate chops (or is karate japanese?). He's also the guy with private jets, giant chessboards, a spaceship, a motorized rickshaw, free trips around the world and free jollibee(yum!). Even though its Joshua who drives, Jasper drives better.

Joshua is the last member as of years ago and the most supportive. Usually he is on the computer, researching for the group's top secret missions and prepares all the stuff like food, water and Bibles. If you'd see him right now, he will have such big eyebags and super high grades in his eyes. He drives, he builds, he cooks and sweats!!! for the group! Don't be fooled by his multi-tasked activities, he is just a very very very corny person who has 1% sight, 1% hearing, 1% taste, 1% touch, 1% touch and 345.678% nonsense. Someday, he wishes to make the perfect "creme brulee"! Joshua has the superpower to shrink and become younger at will, and it's all Carlos' fault.

Jem is the ultimate bloomfields fangirl. She has the magical power to scream anyone deaf and can summon an army of cows. She also likes taunting losers, according to a few blog posts. Jem is always the first one to make a run for it, especially if she's chasing a cow or the bloomfields.

Almira is the Über movie critic and is always the first to spoil the next hit film's plots. Almira, like josh is good at science. Her super power is confusing people with questions. Occasionally, she will permit hugs, but if you hug her at the wrong time she will release ninja cheerleaders of flaming fury out of nowhere.

Mishka is the weird guy who also likes cows and the resident sushi chef. He's the happy bunny of the bunch, and will make sure you are sunny, upbeat and cheerful wether you like it or not. Mishka has the power to imitate any animal sound including Joshua. Mishka is the only pfkada member who is able to listen to Björk and actually like it.

Jet is the ultimate math mastermind of DOOOOM! his mind works faster then any nintendo ds's and abacuses bill gates could ever put together. His dream is one day get as filthy rich as Jasper, and be a doctor who could outsmart any carlos. Jet is skilled at catfighting, like mishka and yanna, but catfighing's for girls.

Lauren is the group's linguist. Lauren can translate anything from the rosetta tablet to davinci's codexes to what you just ate. Lauren, like yanna, iceskates, and the two are extremely agile with those ice blades. If you notice, Lauren dissapears between episodes of the pfkada saga. When this is happening, she's either ice skating or way ahead of them.

Nicole (oops! spoiler! let's just pretend i never said nicole is the next kid to be punk'd pfkada'd.) Well fine. Let's just wait. Nicole's personality and superpowers will be revealed in the near future along with ren and the fate of carlos along with other interesting twists, because it's like, 10:47 and i'm really sleepy *yawn*. Night Night guys!