Burpping ABC's

yeah, so we're all deserted. continuation...

Nicah: okay Jazz, do you wanna go follow that eerie sounding creepy chanting?
Jazz: do yah think I do???
Nicah: right... but I don't want to either, so let's just make a deal.
Jazz: better yet, let's "rock-paper-scissors" on it!
**both keep on attacking each other with 3 useless weapons but turns out, they got the same weapon EACH and EVERY turn**
Nicah: this isn't gonna work.
Jazz: right, let's just go together.
Nicah: good idea. *realizes that if they both go, and it's a really dangerous place, they'd both be dead, oh well.*

meanwhile...

Yanna: Joshua!!! do you have any idea where we're going??
Joshua: actually.. no. but at least we're going really really REALLY fast riding this wild peruvian puff penguin! and guess what, I've named him "Steve"!
*Yanna thinks, "yep, he's crazy."*

please continue... can't think anymore. :))